Moustache Monday!

This is the intriguing story of two moustaches. On the surface of it they both appear to be enjoying the stations and privilege that rank and good grooming can bring. Both are of some rank. One with a cleft the other without. One is in command of the other. The other in command of others. Clearly the cleft is the senior man and can dominate the conversation.

However notice how the junior of the two still knows what's best for the men. He, as he should, knows that the scatter-brained and the feeble minded will need to find more than comfort in a stiff upper lip. They look for trust.

And where else to find it?

That is why dear children you must understand that even though two heads may be better than one - two moustaches bring a wealth of wisdom that will only be dismissed by the dim-witted and slack-jawed.