Monday, June 30, 2014

Things you can do in a rubber suit

Rubber suits, some call them latex suits, are popular for a number of pursuits which are too numerous to list or detail here. However they all appear to share a similar calling that rely on the notion of restriction. Our friend here seems to have taken his passion to new depths. He not only has to get into his outfit, he has to do so on short notice, in a restrictive environment, and under some duress. True aficionados will understand is there ever enough room?

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Swiftly and Excited.

People get excited in different ways. There are those who need to tell everyone else that they're excited. At times they are controlled in their reactions and at other times they are not. There are those who are not sure how to use their energy but they use it any way. Oddly there are also a few who offer to display very little of their excitement but they are still excited nevertheless.

Our friend here, the nameless patrol leader, is so excited that he has lost the power to control his speech and he has taken to barking. Confusingly his barks sound like actual words. Now if he was really barking perhaps a well placed or over generous 'woof woof' would have the same effect as his anthropomorphic howls. If you listen carefully you can make yourself believe that you're actually hearing words.

Don't get caught up in the excitement and wait for directions through your radio telephone.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

On Days Like These

You know this kind of thing happens from time to time. It's not good when it happens to someone else, needless to say it's even worse when it happens to you. The thought that even though things seem bad they could be worse somehow doesn't apply as the ground gets closer.

 At this point things are as bad as they're going to get. Not that they're going to get any better mind you. The part that really hurts? Everyone else keeps on flying.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Now Listen

Sometimes a man hurts. It doesn't matter how tough he is, pain is pain. So don't be surprised when the big finger is wagged in your direction. When it is, you have to accept the facts. You must accept that.

There are other things you can deny if you wish. However, now is not that time. Don't fill your head with ideas, stay grounded.

Friday, June 6, 2014

Squareheads down for the big Boche gang-bang

He must know Captain Edmund Blackadder! Well he is an airman. Maybe he's a Twenty Minuter as well. Clearly he's no rubber desk Johnny. 

All political correctness and Blackadder worship aside. There certainly appears to be a lot of room in that Blenheim to swing that large gun around. You'd have recruits queuing up around the corner for the opportunity to fly around in such comfort.

But would Lord Flasheart fly such an aircraft? Woof!

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Out of my way I've got war things to do.

Some people have no idea. Others have even less. When a man has war stuff to do then get out of his way! There's flying to be done, there's fighting to be done, there's much to be done and having people standing around in the way with rifles isn't helping anybody. So listen chum, accept the apology and just get on with it. Thank goodness somebody around here is ready to do some work and keep this war going.

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