Tuesday, March 31, 2015

When chaps crash.

Hitting the crust at some speed may prevent the natural intention of landing take proceed to palatable outcome. However circumstance is not always kind and factors ordinarily under one's control 'go west' as some are wont to say. How a fellow conducts himself after such an occurrence is telling. After a spot of bother there's little use in protesting the fact. There's a time for stoicism but remedying an injury, given that time permits is highly desirable. 

So how does one call for help without sounding like the sort of fellow who does it all the time and needlessly so? 

Look no further than our friend! You would be wise to use the same words, modified for local sensitivities of course, should you require. 

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The importance of having a big stick.

You know you've made it when you get to hold the big stick. It allows you stand out the front. Naturally other men will be attracted to the sight and gather around. This then allows you to point and it makes the other chaps look. The automatic respose to such actions has been theorised to be inherently genetic to males.

Needless to say the size of the stick donates the importance of the fellow waiving it around. Some are clearly born to lead and it shows. While others must sit in awe. However the right to stand out the front and point is not pre-determined. Any fellow with the right training, the desire and some luck can find himself on the right end of the big stick to the awe and wonder of his fellow chaps.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Reckless hard thumbing...

...a social media tale. There are those among us who have a predilection to showing their appreciation on social media through only what could be called reckless hard thumbing. You know the type. They will thumb cats, recipes, obituaries, trees, knees, fleas all manner of image, comment or discussion. There may be no harm in thumbing until it hurts but the consequences are still largely unknown with modern scientific studies yet to be conducted on such matters. There is on going debate between the educated, uneducated, and ill-informed are all at odds on the long term effects of such actions.

Yet there are no answers.

 The most important question lost in all of this ''what of the of thumbed?'


Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Guns and morphia

Normally one would ask to send lawyers, guns, and money. This situation requires a little more tact.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Hey...nice panels!

A bit of light...a bit of shadow, a couple of panels and you have a good looking panel...about panels. Don't forget the cross hatching.

Despite all that the subject matter is a bit grim.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

That face...

Steely desperation and determination never looked so eager as it does when paired with a hairy hand and a cheeky grin. The very mists of time are the perfect place to measure our trust in the future. Battle training has never been so useful when it comes to snatching.

Friday, January 2, 2015

Trick shot.


For my next trick shot I'll make the bullet curve in the air and then wait for that blighter to come into full view. Not only am I good shot and a good sport I am also quite the fellow with my dashing cravat and smart side part. What-ho chaps!

Monday, December 1, 2014

Himmel...


It takes two days to send an emergency signal?  Why is the Leutnant steeped in shadow? How can an oaf be trustworthy? Is the Leutnant a yes man? Are the high command in Italy the right people to receive an emergency signal? Why not the high command in Germany? Is it really an emergency? Is two days really enough time? How can you say 'himmel' without an exclamation mark?

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Oversized versus Undersized.


Strange things happen when men are forced together. Even stranger when large men produce large broom handles to terrify smaller men. There may be a simple misunderstanding about what 'funny' means. To some a reasonable explanation might not be enough given that emotions are highly charged. Perhaps if everybody kept their shirts on and broom handles at a respectable angle there might be less of an opportunity for mischief and mischance.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Now cough...


Doctors can be funny people. But not as funny as some of their patients. Asked to cough most people would just get on with it. Some however want to make with small talk at a critical juncture. What turns a normal person into someone who enjoys the uncomfortable encounter will remain a mystery for evermore.
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