Moustache Monday!

How can a chap compete when he is confronted with this absolute picture of manliness? First a secret. The man of tash is not competing - he is being.  At the risk of evocing a noticible quantity of provocative Zen a moustache is not a sign that one fellow is better than another fellow. Indeed men who know do not use moustache growth in the pursuit of malefaction against those who cannot or choose to do not.  But those who do understand - know!