Moustache Monday!

The man with the moustache will always find himself at the centre of all the action. Others may only dream of finding themselves in this position. Good grooming and high standards will put you there.

Language is never a barrier. Even the most fashion conscious Nazi in his best pair of shorts is no match for the steely gaze of the well groomed determined man with his sights set on stopping the enemy by injecting his presence where it is needed most.

This is not a question of pride or vanity or even introspection - how can one expect to do ones best if one isn't the best that one can be?