Moustache Monday!

Trust a moustache! If the situation looks desperate to a man with a moustache then the situation is truly dire.
A moustache gives a man more than good looks. If the grooming is correct it can also confer a sixth sense for danger that fills others with wonder and awe.
When the instruction is to bale out while I (the moustache) hold her steady - you had better damn well bale out. As staying behind will only make you come close to the moustache - and you don't want that.