A Humber Called Jane

This is the story of Jane the Humber. Jane likes nothing more than tearing around the battlefield having a good old blast.

See Jane drive fast.

Jane likes to go fast.

Explosions are all around Jane but she is not afraid. Jane likes explosions.

Her engines go vroom vroom, her guns go pow pow pow.

Even though Jane likes to fight that doesn't mean she doesn't like to be pretty. See her name painted on her front? See her painted clubs symbol too? Jane likes to fly her pennets as she goes vroom vroom and pow pow pow.

Mr Soldier likes to join in too. Can you see him with his gun? He is having fun. He shouts rat-a-tat-tat as Jane goes vroom vroom and pow pow pow. They are the best of friends.

Some very bad men get angry with Jane. But she doesn't care. She can go faster then them and shoot them with her gun. Mr Soldier doesn't like the bad men because they try and hurt Jane. He tells them to go away and he shoots them with his machine gun.

Mr Soldier and Jane are friends. They go vroom vroom pow pow and rat-a-tat-tat and have such wonderful fun together.