Fluoride in the water?

Just think about it. If the safety pin on those things can be removed with teeth a clenched then one of two things are happening. Either there's not a lot of safety in that safety mechanism or there's fluoride in the water. Both of these reasons are enough to drive large portions of the thinking population to endless conspiratoral speculation. Surely, doing away with the enemies of democracy needs to be done but can it be done in a such a manner that is less risky and approved by all?