Americans just don't look good in shorts, a skill that only members of the Commonwealth have seem to have mastered. Englishmen do it well and Australians do it better but Americans have never understood how to bare the knees and still look manly. Like nipples, Americans continue to have some kind of Puritan hangover with knees. Free your knees my American cousins. Don't allow yourselves to be censored. Free your knees and stand proud.
The Kraken
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The first to go was the captain.
Next the engineer fell under the tentacle of the kraken.
Only the mate made it to a life raft.
He drifted away as the mon...
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