The Biplane of Life.

You can kick your rudder bar as much as you like, but when stress takes over your life and your entire focus is lost, you now only have yourself to blame. Which of course only leads to more stress. Going down in flames? Stress! Nothing is going right, despite your superb skills in lining everything up? Stress! She won't answer? Stress! Calling on your deity only in times of need? Stress!

Before you do anything rash don't forget from the wrong height water can be as hard as concrete.

Bae! Don't tell everyone!

Sometimes it's not easy to talk about important emotional matters.  However men, real men, suffer from from an inability to display in public. In avian terms this could be termed as antipeacockian. Yet a public display of admonishment is seen by these fellows as "letting to much on". Should you encounter one of these in the wild, beware.

The Oberst wasn't always this happy.

After a long hard day in the desert there are only a few things that can make you happy. Oddly bewilderment is not the first thing that springs to mind. But when it does come to you, in the right way of course, it's enough to make you forget about the sand sandwiches and hot coffee you've been enduring.

Oh! I'm happy too, this is post 550! 

Knees Knees Knees

When it comes to knees the British are usually pretty good. This might be surprising to some. Perhaps the cold weather  might add or create a knee suppression or repression of some kind. Naturally the Mediterranean or tropics allow for release for all that pent up bother.

Fire in my pants.

When a tubby man in shorts wants the fire party there's only one direction they can head. When he wants them on the double it must be because he started the fire. With shorts like those it's surprising that it didn't happen sooner.
This is the type of fellow who would know more than his fair share of crashing barriers and shredding.