Not Out But In



How many times do we get to hear this? 'We thought you were going the other way!' It's often the simple things that are the most dangerous. Like the optimists like to point out that it's not the fall that kills you only the hitting the ground part.

So our friend with the big gun should realise that aircaft not going to Malta but coming from are not the sight you want to see.

The gates leading into Heaven and into Hell must use an endless maze of que control bollards just for people who make this type of simple mistake.

Heaven forbid you make the same mistake twice and up standing in the wrong line.

Bow Ties & Beards

Now that's the way to go to war. It takes a man to tie the knot and trim the beard and resolve difficult situations with simple decisions such as shoot at the first one you see. Other, lesser fellows can only stand around and  marvel. Some things are only simple and make sense when you see them for the first time.

Of course almost anybody these days can have a big ship under them and an entourage of slack jawed lackies.

But what of the eloquence?