A smart uniform deserves a smart moustache.Sadly despite his high rank and his ability to afford a good tailor this square headed fellow has failed to impress with his poor excuse for a moustache.
In order to look good one has to care. If one only has limited time or limited resources then spending time on one's moustache will return dividends way in excess of the time invested. This fellow clearly has little or no focus on his priorities.
Only if he spent as much attention to grooming as he has to arranging his campaign ribbons! Then perhaps that may be young lady knocking on his back door instead of a zatfig Englishman.