Moustache Monday!

Every man knows the value of a good moustache whether they come from fine stock or are foreigners. Indeed it may come as a surprise to learn that some foreigners have a different view on what should be the correct protocols and procedures for moustache grooming and care. Thankfully they are men after all and at the very least we can all agree on the same fundamentals.

Here we have a number of typical foreign types looking to resolve an issue. Notice the man clearly in charge. Even though he may appear somewhat unconventional to us he is clearly the right man to those around him. Notice his casual disregard for sleeves and his choice of clearly impractical ethnic headwear worn at a jaunty angle. He knows there’s more to inspiring other fellows then just by wearing the furry hide of a dead animal that further accentuates his hairy chest. This is all mere theatre. By grabbing his ammunition belt and cocking his thumb he is letting all the men know that this is more than a performance. In this way every Stepan, Savo and Jovo has no doubt as to who is charge.