A well placed moustache can take a normal moment of anger and with sufficient bile create a situation that is enough to make ones moustache curl.Note this is more than a facial punctuation mark indentured by maturity, rank and well groomed facial hair.
This is in fact a purposely engineered and structured social method using state of the art moustache wax that can measure body temperature and evaluate the speed at which blood rushes through the veins. Guaranteeing an automated and non digital twirling at the most opportune moment.
This is not a trick. This is very serious.
A man with a tash must be in maximum command and control - are you?
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That's right, folks. Keep control. Control means Conk. Colonel Conk's Moustache Wax. You'll never see a hair out of line again.
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So that's where old Conk got to! Can't keep a good man down you know.
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